Across the Miles,
You have bought me Smile………..
You have wiped my tears by lending an ear...
Although my voice u have never heard...
You have listened carefully to my
Thoughts
My feelings
My words
And I want You to know,
That I m glad
That we have meet..
Coz my heart is
Happy deep down inside..........
And you are a treasure my friend
And that’s not a lie..
Thanks for your friendship
And thanks for being
YOU..........
Anew vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, Madam?"
"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"
Moral : Gather all required information before working on any project..