People – Got these as SMS’s. Not necessarily my thoughts. Statutory warnings to all.   Love – L - Lake of Beer O - Ocean of Rum V - Valley of Whisky E - End of stock (Bar closed) Love is injurious to health, so don’t fall in Love.   Women – Women….women…..women….. They capture your mind Get into your brains Analyze your past Destroy your future Screw your emotions Tear out your pockets And are called the “weaker sex”….. Permalink
18:00 | 5/May/2006 |  15 Comment(s)
Definition of a Girlfriend Definition of a Girlfriend Jo har baat par tumhe tok-tok kar pehle tumhari sari aadtein badal de... Aur phir saal baad bole - "Ab tum pehle jaise nahi rahe".... ( PS: Lol...my empathy and sympathy to all men bloggers who have similar experience.. pls don't this blog to your girlfriends though..:)) Permalink
16:40 | 26/Apr/2006 |  8 Comment(s)
Joke of the day! More than 1 mouse is mice   More than 1 spouse is spice   J    Permalink
23:41 | 20/Apr/2006 |  12 Comment(s)
Two parts Vodka..one part Lime! Good one.. I just recieved as an SMS... A poem 4 u my dear: Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything u r not I see your face when I'm dreaming Dats why I always wake up screaming I love your smile, your face and your eyes Damn! I'm good at telling lies What inspired this enormous rhyme? Two parts Vodka, one part Lime.. Permalink