Apni wife Aisi Ho

5'5" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thodisi woh quiet ho,
Aisi Apni Wife ho...

Sadak pe sab kahe, kya sight ho,
Bhid mein chale to sab kahe, side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Saans ki seva jiski khwaish ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho...

Padosi jab baat kare to haath mein knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad Dil delight ho,
Yeh Kavita padh ke sab kahe
"Guru tum right ho,"
Aisi apni wife ho...

Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
Toh kya haseen life ho,
Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi Aazmaish ho,
Khuda ke software mein bhi,
Bug ki na gunjaish ho,
Aye kaash kahin toh ek aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho...

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Age: 11 Months
Weight: 52.5kg
Per Day Diet: 1 kg Rice and 5 litres Milk, 2kg Beef
Birth Place: India-Rajasthan

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Funny Equations I hope everybody remember about A Rasna cooldrink advertisement in our school days. One cute little girl in that advertisement always telling that "I LOVE YOU RASNA" Want to see her now Obviously Scroll down ========================= Funny Equations! Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work ************ ********* ********* ********* * Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money If Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys ************************************************ Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend If, Women - spend = Donkeys In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys ************ ********* ********* ********* * To Conclude: * Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! * Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! * Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys! ** And the Donkeys lived happily ever after! ====================================== Do You Know Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99 (Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred) Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999 (Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand) Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999 (Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion) And Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting ================================================= Do u hav this file in your office?