Apni wife Aisi Ho

5'5" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thodisi woh quiet ho,
Aisi Apni Wife ho...

Sadak pe sab kahe, kya sight ho,
Bhid mein chale to sab kahe, side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Saans ki seva jiski khwaish ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho...

Padosi jab baat kare to haath mein knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad Dil delight ho,
Yeh Kavita padh ke sab kahe
"Guru tum right ho,"
Aisi apni wife ho...

Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
Toh kya haseen life ho,
Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi Aazmaish ho,
Khuda ke software mein bhi,
Bug ki na gunjaish ho,
Aye kaash kahin toh ek aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho...

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Age: 11 Months
Weight: 52.5kg
Per Day Diet: 1 kg Rice and 5 litres Milk, 2kg Beef
Birth Place: India-Rajasthan

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Funny Equations                                 I hope everybody remember about A Rasna cooldrink advertisement in our school days. One cute little girl in that advertisement always telling that "I LOVE YOU RASNA" Want to see her now Obviously Scroll down     ========================= Funny Equations! Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work ************ ********* ********* ********* * Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money If Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys ************************************************ Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend If, Women - spend = Donkeys In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys ************ ********* ********* ********* * To Conclude: * Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! * Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! * Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys! ** And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!   ======================================   Do You Know Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99 (Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred) Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999 (Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand) Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999 (Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion) And Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting ================================================= Do u hav this file in your office?

Across the Miles, You have bought me Smile……….. You have wiped my tears by lending an ear... Although my voice u have never heard... You have listened carefully to my               Thoughts             My feelings            My words And I want You to know,         That I m glad That we have meet..        Coz my heart is Happy deep down inside.......... And you are a treasure my friend         And that’s not a lie.. Thanks for your friendship         And thanks for being YOU..........         Anew vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman. Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, Madam?" "We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"   Moral : Gather all required information before working on any project..
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People – Got these as SMS’s. Not necessarily my thoughts. Statutory warnings to all.   Love – L - Lake of Beer O - Ocean of Rum V - Valley of Whisky E - End of stock (Bar closed) Love is injurious to health, so don’t fall in Love.   Women – Women….women…..women….. They capture your mind Get into your brains Analyze your past Destroy your future Screw your emotions Tear out your pockets And are called the “weaker sex”….. Permalink
18:00 | 5/May/2006 |  15 Comment(s)
Definition of a Girlfriend Definition of a Girlfriend Jo har baat par tumhe tok-tok kar pehle tumhari sari aadtein badal de... Aur phir saal baad bole - "Ab tum pehle jaise nahi rahe".... ( PS: Lol...my empathy and sympathy to all men bloggers who have similar experience.. pls don't this blog to your girlfriends though..:)) Permalink
16:40 | 26/Apr/2006 |  8 Comment(s)
Joke of the day! More than 1 mouse is mice   More than 1 spouse is spice   J    Permalink
23:41 | 20/Apr/2006 |  12 Comment(s)
Two parts Vodka..one part Lime! Good one.. I just recieved as an SMS... A poem 4 u my dear: Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything u r not I see your face when I'm dreaming Dats why I always wake up screaming I love your smile, your face and your eyes Damn! I'm good at telling lies What inspired this enormous rhyme? Two parts Vodka, one part Lime.. Permalink